Ryanakin, that's one way of putting it

I had planned to start the  the coverage of the GOP convention by offering Mitt  the edgy new name for Paul Ryan - Ryanoceros.  But since evidence grows regarding his long-standing relationship with Todd Akin's abortion views,  I think I now prefer Ryanakin, which is catchy even if it's stupid.   But if you consider the two guys it represents, who can honestly say that stupidity isn't involved here?