Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Classified info: The Brits' selling points

AND NOW FOR a touch of British-style humor. It is taken from a list of classified ads in the UK, sent by a friend:

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake
Call Alison

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica
Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

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