Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sarah Sharia Palin: What's in a name?

SARAH PALIN, the Republicans' self-enthroned Earth Mother, threw in the H-word in an interview with Fox's Greta Van Susteren the other night. It wasn't a slip of the tongue. When Sarah Palin says Barack Hussein Obama, her motive is clear. You know, Hussein. Saddam. Enemy. Cognitively leap to Iran now. Muslim. Mosque. Manhattan. 9/11. Obama. Kenya. Birthplace. Liberal. Nazi. Dictator. Socialist. Obama. Hamas apologist. Sharia. Etc.

Nice going, Sarah. But it's a game that anybody can play. So I will. It occurs to me that this time she is living on the edge with the president's middle name: Hussein. As one who enjoys a bout with scramble words, I have decided that Sarah's middle name has to be encoded Sharia, the Muslim's sacred law. Oh?

If you unscramble the word, it appears as "I, Sarah." What more evidence do you need that she is a closet terrorist? ( Well, actually not very closeted.) Having been assigned to a cryptology course during my Air Force days, I've spent years hoping that someday it would pay off. It just did. Careful Sarah Sharia Palin!

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